Me, Myself and I......

Hello number 2 !! I've not seen you, for a while !!

Hello number 1 !!

Where have you been number 2 ?

Well, number 1 - I've been, sort of, locked into a room... where my every need was tended to !!

WOW !! number 2, that sounds like my kind of jail... how did you pull that off ?!

Unfortunately number 1 - it's a kind of "death-row" type of place.

"Death-row" ?! Number 2 - we don't have the death sentence in England !! Mind you, I agree, some people would like to see it brought back !!

No number 1 you don't understand !! Just because we don't kill people, for their crimes, "death-row" still exists !!

Well "Hi guys" - where have you been, I've missed the 2 of you.

Hi number 3 - I've just been telling number 2, that we no longer have "death-row" here in England - but he claims that's where he's been !!

Don't be dumb number 1 - of course we have a "death-row" system !! I've been there to one myself, sooooo I know they exist. Infact - I thought I saw the 2 of you there, at the same time that I was there !!

What number 3 - I've never been to any place like that, even if my every need was going to be looked after !!

Number 1

Yes number 3

You were there - I saw you.....unfortunately, you were sooooo sick, you probably don't remember !!

SICK.... how dare you ?! I suppose you're going to tell me I was there, because you saw me there, as well number 2 ?!

Yes, I did number 1... don't you remember any of it ?!

Wait 2 & 3... you might be right !!

We are number 1 !!

Don't you remember - we had to go into the hospital, on the Saturday, because the wound was so bad. I was there, with the both of you !! Then, on the Sunday, number 1, things got sooooo bad, we went back to the hospital & the ladies there told us, that the 3 of us had to go back, to the hospital, in Exeter.... so that, the surgeons there, could check the wound.

Being number 3, I didn't want to go....... but, I had to think of the 2 of you !!

Number 1

Yes number 3 ?

You were admitted on the Monday and by the time that Wednesday came around, number 2 was there, as well, in what he thought was his little "cell".

It wasn't a "cell" - I'm starting to remember number 3 !! It was a room, with all that I needed....... loo, shower, TV... free 'phone calls and everything, that I needed !! I was put there, to avoid getting more infections !!

I guess you could call it whatever you want....... it was a kind of "cell". One room, one bathroom & one window. There were some birds, outside.

I know, number 2. I was there, by the Saturday. If you remember, B came over to the hospital - the 100 mile round trip, to visit us !!

I'm sorry guys, I'm still having a problem, taking all of this in !! Why is it - that number 2 can remember things & I can't ?! Don't try & pull the wool over my eyes.... I'm number 1 !! I should remember all of this !!

True number 1, but remember........ you are number 1, because you are "Me". As such, you go first everytime. Is it becoming clearer to you number 2 ?

Yes number 3..... I just keep forgetting, that I am "Myself" - number 2 in our band. I always remember more than number 1, but less than you number 3.

And why is that guys ?

Because we are as one... "Me, Myself & I"

Where one goes, we all go.......

.......until next time...

Bye Bye